reginamaris:

pumpkinsdean:

• ‘we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we’re standing in the hallway avoiding each other’ AU
• 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU
• ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU
• LASER TAG AU
• ‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU
• ’ I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it’s kinda hot idk’ AU
• 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU
• ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU
• 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU
• 'dude i know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU
• ”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU
• SWIM TEAM AU
• 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU
• 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU
• 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU
• 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i’m trying to sleep’ AU
• 'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear’ au
• WINDOW WASHER AU 
• 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU
• 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
•  ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU
• 'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time’ AU

ALL THE AU’S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

filiusxregis whispered: Headcanon that Piper has poor blood circulation (or something) and has to sleep with 3+ blankets because she gets cold so when Jason and her cuddle in bed he's always dying from the heat (since he has a high body temp). So they have to come to a compromise of like Piper wearing some warm sweater or sweats and Jason wearing shorts under 1 blanket. ((throws headcanons at you because you called me a wimp))

titanslayer:

we can agree this is p much canon.

headcanon that piper shoves her very cold hands on jason at random and he has yet to get used to it so he yelps. every. time.

HEADCANON THAT THEY USE LEO AS A PORTABLE HEATER WHEN THEY’RE BOTH COLD 
“i love you guys, but i’m not sleeping in your—HEY, NO, PUT ME DOWN—”