reginamaris:

pumpkinsdean:

• ‘we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we’re standing in the hallway avoiding each other’ AU
• 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU
• ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU
• LASER TAG AU
• ‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU
• ’ I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it’s kinda hot idk’ AU
• 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU
• ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU
• 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU
• 'dude i know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU
• ”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU
• SWIM TEAM AU
• 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU
• 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU
• 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU
• 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i’m trying to sleep’ AU
• 'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear’ au
• WINDOW WASHER AU 
• 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU
• 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
•  ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU
• 'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time’ AU

ALL THE AU’S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

perditioner:

poery:

lethophxbia:

halloween AUs

• Deep conversations and wow i wonder what you look like under that scary mask AU
• Everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match what’s your name AU
• Babe i know it’s halloween but we have to take my little brother/sister trick or treating before we can go out AU
• Working together in a haunted house AU
• You’re dressed as a sexy cop and oh god please arrest me AU
• FUCK! YOU SCARED ME i’m so gonna get you back for that AU
• Carving pumpkins AU
• Working at a halloween store together wow try on his costume for me?? AU
• Dare you to walk through this haunted cemetery with me AU
• Ouija board thinks we should fuck AU
• Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?? AU
• This haunted house is terrifying please hold me AU

hALowlween auS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO DEEPER

• accidentally woke the dead AU
• accidentally woke the dead and trying not to let anyone find out AU
• accidentally woke the dead at my mom’s super high-brow Halloween party AU
• secretly a werewolf AU
• my parents are old blood vampires and yours are vampire hunters AU
• showed up at the same house to do a prank AU
• trapped together in a haunted house (gee that sure is an unnatural chill, better snuggle for warmth) AU
• competing to get a trick-or-treating child the most candy AU
• subject of an annual Halloween curse, no big deal AU
• spirit trapped outside body, help me fix this AU